1. Don’t watch too many shows at one time.
2. Don’t sleep 3 hours a day. You’re not a fucking high school desperate girl anymore.
3. Don’t get high on milk tea.
4. Don’t eat fried chicken after 10 o’clock pm.
5. Marriage is a just a deal. Get over it. Don’t take the way to it too seriously.
6. Be a racialist. Cuz you’re a part of racial culture.
7. Start manage your own financial problem and stop worrying about the government’s.
8. Don’t trust a straight hair stylist.
9. Don’t compromise. At least not that obviously.
10. Find out what the fuck you wanna do for the rest of your life asap, like starting your own business or join with others, or starting an Indian restaurant, or get an Phd and married someone to be the stereotype Asian parent. And make sure that you’d better not regret most of it.
As you can see, Tom is not good at math.