This show was basically a list of reasons of why you should love Richard Ayoade.
- my personality: shit.
- my face: shit.
- my body: shit.
- my hair: shit.
- my clothes: shit.
- my music taste: FAR TOO GOOD AND BETTER THAN YOURS.
Something needs to be done.
1. Don’t watch too many shows at one time.
2. Don’t sleep 3 hours a day. You’re not a fucking high school desperate girl anymore.
3. Don’t get high on milk tea.
4. Don’t eat fried chicken after 10 o’clock pm.
5. Marriage is a just a deal. Get over it. Don’t take the way to it too seriously.
6. Be a racialist. Cuz you’re a part of racial culture.
7. Start manage your own financial problem and stop worrying about the government’s.
8. Don’t trust a straight hair stylist.
9. Don’t compromise. At least not that obviously.
10. Find out what the fuck you wanna do for the rest of your life asap, like starting your own business or join with others, or starting an Indian restaurant, or get an Phd and married someone to be the stereotype Asian parent. And make sure that you’d better not regret most of it.
“New York sucks!” - “I told you that you need an ID when you come to my apartment building.”
I’m in the middle of every dream that came true.
有缸的单飞碟太好听。 The boy i loved will be on the television tomorrow. Worldwide. Olympics Opening Ceremony. 哭笑不得。R U MINE.
One more stupid love song i’ll be sick
从什么时候Maroon5出新歌不但能登顶还能全民狂欢的真诡异。
心情和身体状况时起时落的好糟糕。
好吧认真活下去。
